Tit Fiend

Moniker given to people who obsess over tits to the extreme. Usually, these people will see tits out of every object possible and if not, they will make adjustments so that there can be tits.

Guy 1: THOSE LIGHTS LOOK LIKE TITS! AND THOSE CUPCAKES LOOK LIKE TITS! AND THAT DOORKNOB LOOKS LIKE A TIT!

Guy 2: Man, you're a tit fiend.

by Axe Lord January 1, 2010

tit nocker

An angry person that runs up to women randomly, and beats on her tits, usualy making them nock into each other.

DUDE!!! DID YOU SEE THAT TIT NOCKER?!?!?!?!

by endlessraper July 21, 2010

Tit Spray

Someone who is a big bitch, an asshole, or very annoying.

"You're a cocksmoke"
"Well you're and tit spray"

"You are ugly"
"Piss off tit spray"

Tit Spray

by pauny March 8, 2011

Tit McMuffin

Used as a swear or when talking about a muffin or cupcake that looks like a tit.

That cup cake looks like a Tit McMuffin.

by ahfhfhf May 1, 2011

tit effect

the act of giving a girl things because she has nice tits

hotgirl:hey can i have a fry

guy: fuck yea,go for it, sure...
bro: can i have a fry
guy:fuck off
bro: damn tit effect

by klove25 November 30, 2011

tit-less

To be drunk beyond all belief

Ah duck I was absolutely tit-less leaving the club last night

by daithi sean o December 19, 2011

tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.

Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.

by Professor Krut August 27, 2013