Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

by RobbieJor March 23, 2005

throat bubble

when you get a bubble of spit in your throat and it makes you sound like don lafontaine

i was talking to suzy and i got a huge throat bubble.

by mcgoogles is me name February 24, 2009

Throat Oyster

Chunk of phlegm in you throat (the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, esp. when produced in excessive or abnormal quantities, e.g., when someone is suffering from a cold.)

I just coughed up a throat oyster

by ThomASS 666 December 17, 2008

throat feathers

Strands of jism that stick in you partners mouth and throat after you've cum in it.

After I'd shot off in her mouth she opened wide and I could see the throat feathers.

by reggiefubar August 5, 2009

Throat Corker

1) Someone who enjoys receiving fellatio because their length allows them to give discomfort.

2) Term used to brag about one's penis size

"Hey baby, ever had your Throat Corked? I am a total Throat Corker"

by TheGooch November 3, 2009

Thrombago

The act of microwaving and buttering a bagle. Then having sex with it in a shower while strangling yourself with a belt.

I just had the best thrombago last night, you might want to get some new butter though.

by DrascaL May 8, 2011

throat cones

It's when a broad gives you head with ice cubes in her mouth

Yea she invited me over for dinner but all she was serving was throat cones!

by Billy Dizzle January 14, 2016