Im stoned

The thing you would say when high.

Dusty said to his friend Jimmy "Im stoned"

by Jaker0 January 8, 2012

stone groove

Something so awesome that it's awesomeness won't ever fade. It's etched in stone. 70s slang

Yeah baby, she's STONE GROOVE!

by ye-uh August 1, 2005

Emma Stone

really hot redhead who was in Superbad as Jules and Zombieland as Wichita

dave:who plays jules from superbad?
joey:emma stone
dave:dude shes fucking hot!
joey:hell yea

by happy juice November 17, 2009

super stoned

the state of super wastedness usually experienced after buckets

Fuck man, I wasint just stoned I was super stoned'

by Annie April 7, 2005

Dirty Stone

The act of drinking and becoming depressed after sex, going to your bestfriend and cryibg about the wrong person with your dick out.

"Dude you were so wasted you started doing a dirty stone last night"

by Odioussnowman20 April 15, 2020

Stone Panties

When a woman wears her underwear for long periods of time without wiping or cleaning herself during that period leaving stains or marks. This would normally be conducted by someone who is instigating a sexual act.

"Man! I got this girl to stone panties all week!"
"God Shes Pure Filth!!!"

by MistressSLurble November 10, 2013

Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.

"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.

by stevegek November 8, 2022