My hommie: Yo, did you just fart?
Me: No
My hommie: Well, it smells like you shit yourself, but you farted. Soooo, you sharted
Me: No
My hommie: Well, it smells like you shit yourself, but you farted. Soooo, you sharted
by I_Like_To_Dab March 10, 2019
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by It's just pk December 15, 2018
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by I hate Karen January 7, 2019
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by SilkTieSpecial June 17, 2018
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Donnie: that happened ONE time
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