Neil

He is a guy. He really hates people stepping on his shoes and can do five hundred rubiks cubes at the same time. He is also hated by grandmas because he makes deez nuts jokes. Has beef Noah. He also eats way too many bananas and is in danger of minions. Is smart, I guess. (this is for non-ginger neils specifically). Someone who likes basketball and soccer. He's funny too I guess. BUT he's a slytherin and made me believe he is a scorpio.

Such a neil ugh.

by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021

Neil

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damn that edit hard my Neil

by Xfinit August 6, 2023

Neiling

The act of injecting steroids into ones eyeballs, then riding off into the sunset with ones crew.

Dude that guy's a total badass, all Neiling 'n' shit.

by PretzelJet July 8, 2015

Neil

Skinny white boy with a small ass dick and has glasses and will never get a girl at all and will be lonely forever

That man is such a Neil

by Landonj58 November 3, 2020

Neil

A person that enjoys snitching on his neighbours for no personal gain or vandetta.

He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.

by DirtyBirdBerkis September 1, 2019

Neil Clemow

Neil is a famous actor from a little town in Camborne people normally confuse him for ‘Phil pot’

Oh he looks pretty rich must be a Neil clemow

by Owen Webber March 14, 2022

neil adams

This boy has a huge dick and he is ripped, all the girls want him and he is married to a woman with perfect boobs and a hott butt.

Neil Adams a man who has all
The girls after him and is married to a perfect woman

by Sherwood11 January 5, 2016