turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.

I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.

by QuacksO November 7, 2021

Michigan breeze

A cold wiener on a windy day in May.

Someone get McLaughlin, he's pullin' a Michigan breeze again and we can't let the kids find out

by Weth Sire May 28, 2022

Breezing

NOUN. The action of applying Gold Bond to one’s genitals. The menthol’s evaporative properties creates a cooling effect similar to standing nude in a stiff breeze.

Mike: I’m bored as fuck, want to grab some Gold Bond powder and go breezing?
Ock: Great idea, get the maximum strength, I want to feel like I’m at the North Pole.

by MikeOck42069150 March 30, 2022

Carlos's Breeze

Carlos's Breeze: A certain smell that's so easy to distinguish, the individual who has this horrible Curse is named Carlos. Carlos needs a belt to hide the breeze because it is stinky and smelly and doodle doo doo farts #PUstinky. Once you smell the breeze it.. Just count you're days..

Carlos! the breeze is seeping out.. PUT IT AWAY (Carlos's Breeze)

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 6, 2025

Ball Breeze

When you are engaged in intercourse and your partner farts on your balls.

My girlfriend gave me a ball breeze last night after eating tacos.

by Sha'ul N October 23, 2022

salmon the breeze

derogatory term that refers to the smell of a person usually a women with poor feminine hygiene. For men you might use "Assed the Air up".

"I was on the bus and this booty beast salmon the breeze"

by skroadie June 14, 2008

Breezeful

Tree that embraces the breeze to keep itself clean and healthy with the wind dance.

City trees have it harder than trees in the countryside to keep themselves clean and healthy due to so many unhealthy issues. Breezeful trees show healthy conditions similar to those trees in the countryside. In this venue, a breezeful person is an individual who celebrates the outdoors and is willing to sacrifice a lot for the environment and the clean air.

by Quijotedenuevo November 10, 2013