sympathy pump

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone who recently broke up with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.

by g13radley January 26, 2016

Sympathy Pump

To have sexual intercourse with someone who may have recently ended a relationship.

I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!

by g13radley March 15, 2016

Sympathy blow

A blowjob for a person that is just having a real bad streak and has been down on their luck. Usually a situation where the blower feels bad and wants to do something good for the blowee.

Person 1: "What's wrong?"

Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."

Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"

by J . D . R . March 4, 2018

Sympathy Mining

Someone who deliberately entices others into showing sympathy by utilising social media with non-descriptive &/or ambiguous statements designed to invite further questioning and therefore garnering sympathy with their purported issue.

She/He/They are always sympathy mining on Instagram. Eg: poster: “Well that’s that then…” friends of poster “What’s up? Are you okay?”

by LAS9 December 14, 2021

pussy sympathy

When a girl feels a small pang of pain in her vagina after seeing something that would hurt their vaginas, usually caused by other women experiencing child birth, and or vaginal ripping.

Delaurella: same i had it for Janiana she brought home a hard ass black man last night. So much pussy sympathy

Jamie: When i saw Kathy having a child i have major pussy sympathy
Delaurella: same i had it for Janiana she brought home a hard ass black man last night. So much pussy sympathy

by Rosiehymen June 2, 2015

faux-sympathy

are a false, insincere display of emotion such as a hypocrite crying fake tears of grief

Jargon was giving faux-sympathy to a friend

by Kingender September 30, 2021

simp sympathy fuck

Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out

You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!

by N00bMajesty May 24, 2022