Penis symphony

The act in which a male "plays" with himself.

Yesterday I had a total Penis symphony!

by nnnmkh December 16, 2007

sympathy

Sympathy is to compassion what phoniness is to authenticity. Sympathy is a fake coin. "There, there, it'll be all right". It is cheap, easy, sentimental and most often lacks sincerity. When someone has taken ill, lost his job, gotten injured or some other mishap, it is often at their own hands, through stupidity, in attentiveness or self destructive inclinations. They will then ask for sympathy, in other words, they want a free pass so they can go out and fuck up some more - this time with your blessing. It is co-dependent behavior, at best. Now, if you want to really support someone, you'll offer compassion and honesty. When sympathy shows up, honesty usually flies out the window, as they are most often wholly incompatible. Hence the popular quip, you'll find sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilus. It is worse than offering nothing at all.

Please don't ask me to sympathize with you after you pulled a knife on your girlfriend and she dumped you.

When my friend had a heart attack, he was completely uninterested in constructive suggestions such as staying hydrated and eating healthier, he just wanted sympathy.

by Psychokitty June 6, 2016

Symple

One who cannot be wrong. No matter how small the argument is, Symple will prevail victorious, at least in his own mind.

Chuck cannot lose an argument to Megan because he is Symple.

by Symple666 April 19, 2005

Sympathy Spewer

Someone who will puke if they see someone else throwing up.

"My son threw up the other day, it would've been easy to clean up, but his friend is a sympathy spewer and it went everywhere"

by flexybob May 15, 2009

Sympathy Hunger

When someone around you is hungry and thus you get hungry as well.

I know I just had a bucket of fried chicken but knowing that you're starving is giving me sympathy hunger. Let's order a pizza!

by BenBennnnn November 24, 2009

sympa-thusiastic

You have sympathy for others because you want to feel the same you love suffering. Playing out an roll for someone else and feel the same to do so. You feel sympathy for the subject, you may also love the person.

He's "sympa-thusiastic" he loves a person

by bebosmityy September 25, 2010

Sympathapity

Something taken on someone who does not quite require pity, but is above simpe sympathy. A friend has been rejected by a person you like, and you don't really sympathize with them, but don't want to take on full pity, so you use sympathapity.

Joel was rejected by Martin, so i gave her the best sympathapity I could offer

by Sacred Wasteland March 15, 2011