Swede

n. An annoying foreign roommate of any origin. Named for KL, Swedish foreign exchange student.

"I'd invite you over, but the Swede goes to bed at 9:30!"

by Z September 24, 2004

Sweden

Not to be confused with Finland.
A country north of Denmark.

Popular sports include ice-hockey, in which most notable success was second place 1995 World Championship tournament held in Stockholm.

-What the heck just happened? Is that even possible!?
-Only in Sweden.

by zagga April 11, 2005

sweden

Country with the happiest people, take your children to work, public sex wahwah I love that country, Im dutch >.>

All americans should be bombed and die real painfully, *bomb that row of americans*

by xil April 13, 2005

swede

Guy with typically Swedish looks, stylish and gay!

You look like a Swede!

by gavin1234 May 5, 2006

Rainbow Six Siege

A video game where if this is the only game you play then your just a bunch of gay males who talk about which guys is the hottest in the classroom then meet the next day on the swings to make out

Luke: Hey did you hear mike is addicted to rainbow six siege
Arthur: Yeah he must be really fucken gay

by FrostedFlakes69 April 17, 2020

Siege

Laying siege is the ancient art of the gang bang, but much more brutal and satisfying. Sports Illustrated has described it is "the ultimate team bonding experience for a team or a group of bros". The act of laying siege involves 5 guys participating in sexual intercourse with a woman at the same time, with one dick in the mouth, one in the anus, one in the vagina, and 2 of them receiving hand jobs, constantly switching roles every 15 minutes or so. The term "laying siege" is derived from the military strategy, in which an opposing army blocks off a town or city from all ability to travel, trade, or receive supplies, just as how the lucky lady is unable to move (or sometimes breathe) during the intercourse. After several days, laying siege is officially concluded with a group facial. First recorded activity of laying siege have been dated back to the Ice Age in which they were forced to reproduce and share body heat at the same time. Foreplay is an ancient ritual and is often encouraged.

Brian: Dude, I can't wait to lay siege on this bitch!

Steven: Yeah, man! I bought us all top hats, bow ties and canes so we can do a musical number naked as foreplay before we completely wreck her!

Brian: Yes!! I call asshole!!

by tuna2692 November 4, 2011

Swede

Head

"Dat Mu'fukka godda mo-hoosive swede goin' own!"

by Twostepwhiterockniggawivvanitchytriggafinger October 3, 2003