Swamp Ass

A moment of intense anal, rectal, and butthole sweating that in turn begins to coagulate around the almighty crack giving the sensation that your rectal cavity is actually engulfed in swamp-like environments.

"BRO TONY THAT FUCKING LASAGNA IS DAMN NEAR GIVING ME SWAMP ASS JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT"
"Calm down Giovani them cheeks are beginning to drip."

by juckerafison January 31, 2020

swamp curd

The white/brown stain left on cushions from someone with a swamp ass. Similar to skid marks. May be caused by excessive farting.

Wow, my chair has a big swamp curd stain.

by Empty pint June 2, 2016

Swamp gash

Female genitalia that is the opposite of clean, and the associated smell.

The sort of aroma that catches in the back of your throat and makes your eyes water.

"I went down on Susi last night and it smelled like a warm turtle tank filled with warm hot dog water"
"Oh yeah, I meant to warn you about her swamp gash"

by Miscusername July 17, 2020

Swamp Bollock

A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.

Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.

by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016

swamp beast

A girl with a really big butt.

You cant help that your a swamp beast thats why the guys keep looking at your butt.

by Keke9812 March 8, 2016

Swamp Jay

Swamp Jay, n. -Another word for a sweaty vagina. Usually caused by extreme heat conditions or athletic activity. The female equivalent to "swamp balls."

The swamp like feeling when your vagina or "vajayjay" gets sweaty.

**Pronunciation:

Swamp \ ˈswämp , ˈswȯmp \

Jay \ ˈjā \

I thought swamp balls were bad until I rode on the back of a motorcycle for hours and got swamp jay.

I have some serious swamp jay after that workout.

by Solnishka September 15, 2017

swamp geyser

A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.

Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.

by Bert's berd February 18, 2022