Sunday

The one day of the week people remember they believe in God, or pretend they do just in case. Usually involves quickly getting dressed and speeding to church, only to sit there and hope you don't miss kick-off.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna go beat up homeless people tomorrow?

Person 2: No man, it's sunday! I don't wanna wind up in hell.

by James'Taint December 30, 2011

Hot Fudge Sundae

After one receives a blumpkin, (getting a blow job while taking a dump) he then proceeds to grab the female by her hair and before flushing, shoves her head into the toilet bowl. Once the female's head is stabilized, he may then flush for added effect, creating a whirlpool and making it more dramatic.

"Yo what did you do last night?"
"Not much just kicked back and watched the Flintstones marathon. But I got bored and gave a girl a hot fudge sundae."
"Nice, that's always a good idea. As long as you made her clean up after herself."

by jaquan123321 September 12, 2012

Sunday Night Rush

The act of doing important work on a Sunday Night for a Monday morning deadline.

Ben: You done that Educating Rita coursework yet?
Richard: Nah, i'll do a Sunday Night Rush.

by dexterchip May 29, 2009

Minnesota Sundae

When you have to take a dump so bad, you pull over on the side of the road and let it fly (preferably between a car and a trailer).

Bubba had eaten so many graham crackers, he couldn't make it to the gas station and had to leave a Minnesota Sundae.

by Chuckles3 July 12, 2010

Sunday Monday

Decoy word used to indicate ure wanking off.

Sunday Monday on a tuesday is fun.

by Don12456 February 11, 2010

Sunday

The day where you decide that living in heaven with God is less important than sitting on your fat ass playing video games and watching Netflix by yourself.

"Hey Bro, do you wanna play video games on Sunday?" " Hell Ya, Cause Fuck living Forever"

by FRICKO MODE March 13, 2020

Sunday

The day after Saturday night, that usually is known as "Hangover day". People never show up to work, miss out on important events by laying in bed tortured of sickness, gagging at the sight of alcohol, and remembered they screwed they're bestfriends girlfriend the night before.

"Damn man, I can't make it to our meeting. Every Sunday is ruining shit."

by Jillzgotzbillz October 16, 2008