two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!

Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007

Stretch

A tall skinny person. A true beauty.

Ashely Storey is stretch

by Stretch July 10, 2014

albino stretcher

When a black man enters another mans ass who's name is Adam.

I accidentally walked in uninvited and seen an albino stretcher

by B. Black. 66 December 2, 2014

three mile stretch

a skeezey ass hoe, a female who has laid with many men, aka a whore

I wouldn't touch that chick she may look like daisy duke but believe me when I tell you shes a three mile stretch...

by CO_Stoner March 4, 2015

Streaching

a dance for young teenagers, mostly young girls ages 12-22, to do in booty shorts or slutty clothing. shaking your butt while throwing your hands in the air and bending to the ground is a way to do it. you mostly see the curvy whores do it, but any attention craving slutty girl will do it to get there guy, or shake there money maker on youtube.

"Hey. Did you see Anna streaching at the dance yesterday?"
"Yeah. All the guys were on her."

by Farrahottie May 22, 2009

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004