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Stoner girl 

A stoner girl can smoke all day and roll blunts with the boys. They say yo and always smile. They jam out to good music and are down to earth. Guys, if you're done looking for the superficial stereotypical chicks and you want a girl who can smoke blunts with your boys and then give you lovin after, get a stoner girl!
I love how that stoner girl is always looking happy, content, and cool.
Stoner girl by Blunt babe April 4, 2009
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Stoner Shades 

Sunglasses worn during the day by cannabis smokers to avoid the suspicion of others. Stoner Shades are very helpful when the smoker does not have any visine.

Aid for Marijuana smokers.
"My eyes are sooo red after smoking that chronic, I have to drive gotta watch out for the 5-0 got any visine?"
"Nah man but tell you what here's some Stoner Shades"

"I got my whole smokers kit ready, bong, lighter, bud, and my stoner shades so I can drive around"
Stoner Shades by loryda89 March 28, 2010

stoner blues 

the day of depression you get after a week or so of staying clean
"dude wats the matter man youve been so down today"

"yea i think i might have the stoner blues"

"oh yea thats right the last you smoked was at kevins last friday"
stoner blues by joshuaseamans September 26, 2007

stoner cart 

its when you get stoned and go to the store for munchies or other stuff that you find interesting. whats in your cart when you checkout is your own "stoner cart"
hey lets go get us a stoner cart!
stoner cart by emmakitty May 29, 2009

stoner minute 

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.
I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds
stoner minute by kstan3 December 1, 2010

stoner boner 

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty
"come over babe i've got stoner boner
stoner boner by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

Stoner shield 

Using two hands to shield the wind while your homie rips the bong
Dude, it’s so windy hit me up with that stoner shield!
Stoner shield by itbeet June 15, 2020