Jerry Seinfeld

God

We must pray to our God Jerry Seinfeld

by Boxperson25 March 25, 2020

stiff tongue

a man who do oral sex on a woman until she cums more than usual.

a man who is very good with his tongue that with his wood.

good day mr. stiff tongue

my boy friend have a very stiff tongue and he can do his thing

by mr. stiff tongue June 6, 2009

stiff jiggler

butt fucking whilst doing the electric slide

Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.

by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008

stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys

1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.

by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009

STIFF POLE FISHING

1 TAKING SOMEONE TO A BODY OF WATER UNDER THE ASSUMPTION OF FISHING.SINCE FISHING IS EXTREMELY BORING SUGGEST STIFF POLE FISHING INSTEAD. WHEN SHE ASKS WHAT THAT IS SHOW HER YOUR OWN STIFF POLE AND SEE IF SHE TAKES THE BAIT.

BOBBY TOOK MARTHA TO THE LAKE TO GO STIFF POLE FISHING. THEY DIDNT CATCH ANY FISH BUT BOOBY CAME BACK WITH A RASH ON HIS GENITALES

by BERTALICIOUS1234 December 19, 2011

stiff nicholas

When you punch your neighbors cat/dog in the nuts and sneeze at the same time.

Tim - "Dude did you just Stiff Nicholas my dog?"
John - "yeaaaaaaaa....."

by levychevy March 31, 2013

shinfucked

The state of being one finds oneself in after being repeatedly penetrated by a person with a below-the-knee amputation of a leg. Generally done in such a way that the remaining portion of the amputated leg is fully inserted into the orifice in question. Normally executed with a dominant female amputee as the "top" and a submissive male as the "bottom".

Trevor: "Dude! That wench just shinfucked James so hard that it might turn him straight!"

Simon: "For sure, dude! Why aren't there any girls in Millet like that?"

by Weasley! February 6, 2014