No simp september

No simp September for the boys.

Boy: omg she fine as hell!
Guy:Bro dont forget no simp september !

by Jypscum😻 September 2, 2020

Simpable

Being a person someone would willingly simp over.

Andrew is a very simpable person

by J-coast March 13, 2020

Simpcel

What happens when you cross a simp and an incel. For example, they might watch titty streamers and give thousands of dollars but not have any successful contact with a girl in real life.

"Yeah he protects every girl like they are his goddess but fails to actually talk directly to them, what a simpcel"

by SamTheSimpcel March 17, 2020

National Simp Day

A day where the country recognizes all simps.

National Simp Day is May 14th.

by CommiteeForSimps May 14, 2020

beta simp

a guy who cant get girls tries his hardest but still has no ratings most likely his name is adam

adam is a beta simp

he keeps simping off malluc

by REENSLAD June 4, 2020

simp

a sad cunt that pays for only fans

can't believe jarred pays for that chicks only fans, what a simp.

by DryBackyBong April 9, 2020

the big simp

no not S.I.M.P simp which means the biggest daddy on the universe and is sexy af

damn that guy is a the big simp

by the biggest simp June 7, 2018