popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.
"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "
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Get the Stiff mug.S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.
You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.
Take action and quit being such a STIFF.
Take action and quit being such a STIFF.
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Get the stiff mug.When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"
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