sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.

I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

smoking your sticker

The synonym for “I’m not sucking your dick”

I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so

(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)

Ex of smoking your sticker:
P1: Bae…cmon😁👀
P2: I’m not gonna smoke your sticker..

by Vicelamd January 15, 2023

sticker

A person who tries to kiss up to you. They are literally like your shadow and super annoying.

Sophie is such a sticker, I was trying to kiss my boyfriend and she was right next to me making it awkward.

by LemonsToGo January 25, 2015

Stiletto Sticker

When a woman rides a man during intercourse and immediately after he ejaculates she stands up and stomps her stiletto heel on his penis. Can be done right before ejaculation, though it's a bit more difficult, but is especially effective if the woman has sharpened the heel and doesn't mind the squirting of blood from the puncture wound.

Girl #1 -" I can't believe you slept with that jerk again. Didn't you say he donkey punched you last time?"
Girl #2- " Yes, but I only did it so I could return his kindness with a stiletto sticker." That weak ass punch of his was a tickle compared to pain he'll be having for the next few weeks."
Girl #1- " Way to go, Wonder Woman! " Justice prevails!"

by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020

corn sticker

a person who sticks it to corn, or a bucket of corn with butter.

Mike never leaves he's house because he's to busy being a corn sticker.

by Mr.Clean April 1, 2008

Sticker-Kiss

When you kiss your hand then place it somewhere else on someones body. as if you were putting a sticker on someone.

'Sticker-kiss'

*kisses hand*
*Presses hand against fore-head*

Thanks for the sticker-kiss

by Acid-Wolfe October 29, 2012

Silly Supermarket Stickers

A series of trading cards made by TSE

Silly Supermarket Stickers are the best.

by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022