scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.

customer: What specials do you have tonight?

waitress: The Thursday special is scientologist stew.

by sarahsarah April 12, 2008

Kristen Stewart

A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.

"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"

"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"

by Airstream Raider December 26, 2008

Tony Stewart

2 time NEXTEL Cup Champion, the best driver in NASCAR right now. Nickname is Smoke. Began a strict diet in an attempt to get into better shape, after many called him too fat to be effective. Sponsor of his NEXTEL Cup car is Home Depot (car 20), his Busch National car is sponsored by Old Spice (car 33).

"Tony Stewart wins the race"

by Smoke_fan_74 May 11, 2006

stirrin the stew

When you stick your penis in a girl's ass and move it around like you are stirrin a big pot of stew. Originated somewhere around northern West Virginia in the early 21st century.

Yo, man that girl got a wide asshole, I bet she done let a whole bunch of guys stir her stew.

Is that shit on your dick, damn man you been stirrin the stew?

by Trent Johnston February 28, 2004

shelley stewart

slut who will screw girls or guys

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

Alabama Beef Stew

When a man craps out diarrhea into the vagina of a famale and proceeds to fuck her.

The Alabama Beef Stew I gave to Hannah Florer last night got all over our new bed.

by HAFBLOWS January 5, 2010

kristen stewart

Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.

person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!

by tink08 December 20, 2009