StaplerSexual

When you really need some staples on your minuscule dick

Man I’m feeling so staplersexual right now

by M money and big k February 18, 2022

Stapler

Used to describe the shape your hand makes pleasuring a women. Fingers and thumbs in anus and vagina.

She squirted last night after I used the stapler.

by Ottcan April 14, 2022

Stapled balls

When u realize that u stapled your balls with most of the employees at work along with thirteen other radios

I eat stapled balls for brinner(breakfast and dinner!!?!?!?)

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

Stanley Stupid

1.A great nickname for someone who is utterly stupid as a box of hammers.

2.A character played by Tom Arnold in the movie ' The Stupids"
3. My brother in law

1.Great..... Stanley Stupid is at it again.... get it together man!!!!! You've done this job for almost a year now...

2. Stanley Stupid is not a funny guy in the movie.
3. Stanley Stupid does not need to eat mayonnaise out of a jar... it goes on a fuckin sandwich.

by Willie shaverpus February 25, 2023

stanley

stanley is the sexiest person you’ll ever see. if you are his friend you are extremely lucky because he will spoil you like 😮😡🤷 ♂️🫣🥰. he has a massive cock nd he loves to play lots of instruments. he is so nice, smart, sexy, cute, big cock. he’s just the most perfect human being ever.

“bro he’s stanley, he’s da goat of 2023”

by stanlol123 March 8, 2023

Stapler

A tool to break your fingers with

I broke my finger with a stapler

by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023

Stanley Water Bottle

The water bottle all of the popular girls use and have to bring it into every conversation they have in class, and the teacher doesn’t care because they are her favorites. Ages 12-15 usually, half of them are ok while the other half are complete bitches

Popular girl:Katrina has a Stanley water bottle
Everyone else: shut up

by I am no longer going to GWA June 20, 2023