two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

B-Boy Stance

An ancient pose used by the hip hop & break dancing community in the 80's. The most popular stance is that of the arms crossed in front with hands under each arm pit while standing with head tilted slightly back. Although nobody of African American heritage does this anymore, it is mostly being kept alive today by out of touch white comedians and actors trying to act black. Usually accompanied by either a weak rhyme, beatbox or the term "yo".

"Rockin on the mic in a B-Boy Stance..." - RUN DMC

by LotusStyle September 2, 2005

stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.

You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.

by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

wide stance

A term for a homosexual, conservative, white-collar person in a position of power who doesn't want his sexuality to be publicly revealed.

Trent Lott has a wide stance.

by Rundy September 16, 2007

Stanley Kubrick

To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.

Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.

by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

Stanley

A happy little town in western North Dakota, home of the BlueJays and the World Famous Whirl-a-Whip! There's tons of nice people and almost every kid has at least a 3.5 gpa! This town is also home to the inventor of the diving board, Ray Rude! The oil boom did affect Stanley but mostly In a positive way! It's a beautiful town! You should visit sometime!

Stanley is such a great place to raise kids!

by CommonPrairieBitch January 26, 2017

muff-stache

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008