adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy
by daft35 February 19, 2012
Get the Stalker Candymug. Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.
Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.
by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010
Get the Stalker Talkingmug. Someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on Facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.
An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.
An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.
1. "Bloody hell, I can't upload ANYTHING without Dylan commenting something lame on it first, he's turned my page into a fucking comment repellent now!"
2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"
You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!
2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"
You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!
by hanndawg April 21, 2009
Get the fb stalkermug. Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
by *leah* July 27, 2006
Get the Walker Stalkermug. A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.
Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*
by adhesivestiky October 23, 2018
Get the Guardian Stalkermug. A person who is obsessed with God and Christianity that God got freaked out put a restraining order against them.
by Anonymous66613 June 11, 2010
Get the God Stalkermug. That one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.
Girl: Hey, did you see that bitch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.
by Shounen-Ai Princess July 7, 2016
Get the Zodiac Stalkermug.