stache

A ditzy, preppy, shitzel. Obsessed with lip-gloss and shiny things. Have Foul tastes in music and clothing. If I.Q. was converted to dollars, they would't even be able to buy their precious lip smackers.

Hilary Duff is a huge stache.

by saahy April 16, 2006

Stache

1. Female with a mustache

"Stache!"
"Ewww shes so manly"

by alvin criesalot May 14, 2006

Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.

1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?

by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014

stached

A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.

"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"

by jd April 16, 2006

Chastity 'stache

The scummiest mustache known to man than repels women faster than the dirty sanchez or the mexistache.

Greg was sporting a chastity 'stache at the party and the ladies were cringing at the sight of it.

by B. Lewis December 9, 2008

stachehole

someone who has abused the privilege of having a mustache.

That dictator was such a stachehole.

by Michael Fleetwood March 18, 2011

'stachehole

a person with a mustache who is also an asshole.

He has a fine looking mustache, but man does he act like an asshole. What a complete 'stachehole!

by riled in the Ridge. April 3, 2011