Screaming sea gull

Verb: When having intercourse on a beach the male pulls his penis out and dips it into the sand, then putting it back in. This causes excruciating pain for the female, and she lets out a loud scream.

Paul: dude, I had Sex with sam the other night on the beach and to ruin our relationship and break up with her I gave her a screaming sea gull.
Ken: That's one hell of a way to end it.

by Sheamus April 11, 2008

screamin' eagle

a screaming eagle is when an individual is vomitting as diarrhea is simultaneously shooting out their arse.

While experiencing the screamin' eagle, I remember thinking, "I wish we had tandem toilets."

by eaglebeak April 23, 2005

screaming seagle

while engaging in intercourse on the beach, the man places his dick in the sand and sticks it back in his partner.

We were on the beach last night and we tried the screaming seagle, it really hurt.

by Clutter January 16, 2008

Seamonster

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid

Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid

by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011

the scream

Kick ass painting with a good meaning to it.painting by edward much. pure ownage

i saw the scream painting at the musem the edit day

by scream man December 8, 2006

screamt

verb. a shakesperian word for screamed.

he screamt the words "i hate you"

by T-May April 27, 2006

screaming shit

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.

guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

by the ice tea killer January 23, 2009