Square Biz

When someone is being very real. Serious. Straight talk.

All she'd have to do is even blink in my direction and I'd pack my stuff and we'd be gone. Square Biz!

by Miss Teque October 5, 2010

Greydon Square

Greydon Square is a atheist rapper.

Hey man I was listening to Greydon Square the other day and damn, his lyrics make sense.

by JAStewart February 20, 2008

squirrel grip

The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.

Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.

Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.

by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

Fuckboy Squad

A group of young, usually Caucasian, males who spend their time drinking red bull, watching porn, and comparing dick length. They find enjoyment in pestering girls for nudes and telling racist jokes. Often seen wearing cargo shorts, joggers, snapbacks, or any Nike apparel.

A Fuckboy Squad consists of boys with the biggest egos, but the smallest penises.

by Fuckboy Exclusive March 27, 2015

hershey squirts

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast

by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016

Square Rooter

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.

Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.

by Wakafaluka waka waka June 23, 2011

Squidrat

Squidrat, an grown adult woman who acts like she is still 16. Will block out anything that involves the truth and spends her days focusing on gossip and celebrities.

An entitled little bitch, squidrat. Talentless In all forms and is best known for reaching her mums pussy first #bornrich

by RingOfFireJohnnyCash November 9, 2020