Spud

A small seed.

Pick the spud up with tweezers

by ButterSpreadBread February 27, 2020

spud bud

That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.

After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.

by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018

Spud tongue

The little hanging or middle piece of a woman’s vagina

Holy smokes Clyde, ol Malinda got her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

Spud

Someone who has not yet joined Anvil Gym for just £5.

Hey, have you heard about Clarence not joining Anvil Gym for just £5?
Haha, yeah mate, he’s such a spud

by Rhejsjsifje February 20, 2024

Spud Brother

A Spud Brother is defined as two guys who have had sex with the same girl.

Todd is spud brothers with Steve, after sleeping with Denise.

by loincloth42 August 28, 2013

Spud Me

A greeting used most predominantly in the Liverpool area of the UK. The term “Spud” coming from the shape of the clenched fist/fistbump.

Person 1 - “Spud Me Lad”
Person 2 - “Course Bro” *fistbumps*

by WiganerJack April 23, 2025

Spud

a cute/adorable sped

“You lil spud🥰”

by vr.reina June 19, 2019