salt spoon

When you spoon somebody out of anger.

She gave me the salt spoon last night.

by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE January 03, 2017

poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)

Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"

by Assy Johnson November 04, 2011

spoon moment

A moment when someone does something really stupid, perhaps humorously, but likely accidentally.

It was a real spoon moment when I messed up my speech at the university.

by Little.Fire May 11, 2018

spoon

a devine being worshiped by followers of the religion spoonerism for mor info go to www.freewebs.com/knud/spoon.htm

worship the spoon not the evil wooden chip shop fork u bloody wonk

by enots nybot February 15, 2004

Spoon banger

One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.

It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.

by chuzbesko August 03, 2010

spoonful of pills

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.

Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.

by Jsmelks August 21, 2015

Spoon Master

One who romantically cuddles the king of a domain

Jeffrey: Did you go over to that girl's house last night?
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.

by the spoon master July 24, 2014