Spinster

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

by Dude March 2, 2005

spinster

A gangster who rides on spinners, rims that rotate continously, even if the actual wheel is not turning. It is a portmanteau of the words 'spinners' and 'gangster'.

Joke

Me: whatchu you call a gangster who pimps his ride with them spinners?

Person: think....I don't know, tell me.

Me: A Spinster! Hah; funny, eh?

Person: Damn, that was the lamest joke I've ever heard

by 123philihp321 September 29, 2006

sconsin

Smilin hard after smokin herb

You're over there all 'sconsin.

by milkman0311 November 23, 2013

Madonna/Spinster Complex

A false dichotomy that asserts that a woman cannot be both a family person and following her professional ambitions. Compare and contrast Madonna/Whore Complex.

"Feminism is a depopulation plot! Feminazis want to destroy the nuclear family! They tell women that they should want to become wage drones, instead of marrying, having children and making me sandwiches!"
"That's quite a Madonna/Spinster complex you have going on there."

by Dire Tamandua July 2, 2017

Boinky sponch

It means wanna fuck lamo

Hey babe, Boinky sponch?

by zleM September 29, 2021

Sponch

A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.

Also see Whiskey dick

ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."

ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."

by mssmellymelly September 9, 2009

spon

The word master Ransom taught me...

You sp0n!

sp0n sp0n sp0n sp0n.

by Unconscious February 22, 2005