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Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.
An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"
by 95celica November 2, 2023
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Spongebob Shoes

A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”

Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021
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Dirty SpongeBob

When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass
Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob
by Sexcommander46 October 20, 2021
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The Spongebob Effect

The Spongebob Effect is a piece of music and/or picture that gives an unsettling, surreal feeling.
Guy 1: Watching a show and it ends
Guy 2: That has The Spongebob Effect
by splatoonguy May 23, 2022
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Spongebob Squarepants

Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut
by Patrick pentagon January 3, 2009
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Spongebob Squarepants

Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.
What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"
by Dave November 13, 2006
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Spongebob Squarepants

1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.
Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!
by Cap'n Bob November 13, 2003
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