the act of thinking you are "too cool" for the rest of the people at a party and sitting alone in the corner on your phone talking to your "cool" friends.
We invited Jessica to the party but she didn't care to talk to anyone the entire time. Jessica was Sloaning.
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It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
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Ed is splagooning again, what a twat.
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