Sloaning

the act of thinking you are "too cool" for the rest of the people at a party and sitting alone in the corner on your phone talking to your "cool" friends.

We invited Jessica to the party but she didn't care to talk to anyone the entire time. Jessica was Sloaning.

by sloaning victim November 24, 2013

Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

Splagooning

When people like millenials make up stupid shit

Ed is splagooning again, what a twat.

by Quelmp August 11, 2017

Splooching

When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.

Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.

by carla99999 June 12, 2018

splogging

Space Vlog. Vlogging in space.

Jake Paul is gonna start splogging on his trip with SpaceX.

by plochfx January 5, 2019

Splooginater

A mechanism that shoots splooge or jizz

I was hit in the face with splooge by the splooginater

by Gavin Meredith May 14, 2020

schooning

to be needlessly upset or overcome with anger after someone makes a valid point.

Terry was schooning from his talk with Micheal

by thokasgoldbelly November 15, 2020