spit bros

Two people that hook up with the same person

max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice

alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man

by tabyis April 3, 2018

giggle-spit

Giggle-spit means when you laugh so hard you spit out your drink or saliva

Gill told me the funniest story and made me giggle-spit my drink all over my dashboard!

by Barbiew September 28, 2017

Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.

Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.

by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019

Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014

Goblin Spit

The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.

"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."

by wheey34 October 31, 2015

spit chain

Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.

Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.

by terriblebad March 14, 2022

spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)

Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash

by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018