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Baby Shark

The end of the human population. Our domination. THE MONSTROSITY OF THE WORLD.
Listening to Baby Shark made the sun implode.
by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019
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Anita Sarkeesian

D-list celebrity and self proclaimed feminist, "media critic". Anita's extremist opinions and thug tactics attempt to intervene in products geared primarily towards men. Her consultation is considered financially dubious. The cult following behind her is only a fraction of the mass coverage she receives.

Anita has personally faced bankruptcy in her endeavor to ruin and exploit the gaming industry for personal gain.
Anita Sarkeesian: "I don't like this game. I think we can change it up. Make her tits smaller."

Male Programmer: "We can't do that."

Anita Sarkeesian: "It'd be a shame if someone were to write a bad review.."
by RustyNailTermz May 19, 2021
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sparkilicious

adj- to be fabulous to the extreme; to be unique; to be a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows; to be wonderfully happy
That girl was a sparkilicious unicorn in the making.

That boy wants to be called Sparkilicious as it describes his everyday life.

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows are sparkilicious.
Two of the most sparkilicious are Betty White and George Takei.
Donald Trump is far from sparkilicious. He's too orange to be.
There is the strong sense of sparkiliciousness in this one.
Sparkilicous can be used to describe that awesome moment when dreams are achieved.
by BlueDuchess August 2, 2016
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Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.
Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."
by joebob16 January 21, 2010
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Shark carpet

Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago
"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."
by Tacitblu July 19, 2016
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toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..
by brownbomma November 1, 2010
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