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by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
Get the spanking the monkeymug. A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv
1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
by Waztum October 27, 2008
Get the Spank-Wankmug. The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.
Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.
by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010
Get the Spanking the Camelmug. by Elliot Newton123321 February 13, 2008
Get the spank the pigmug. by brianfixxx September 28, 2008
Get the wake and spankmug. "Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night."
by Charles Dickenson June 12, 2006
Get the Ninja Spankmug. A very unexpected or aggressive advance or act by a person who is usually very quiet, respectful, and reserved.
A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
"Hey, what happened with Arthur and Katie? I saw hear leaving his apartment last night, and boy did she look mad."
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
by Jobot15 January 30, 2010
Get the Hank Spankmug.