Spanish Pence

horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies

Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Spanish Twitter

The Twitter community for Spanish speakers

Girl on Twitter: Spanish Twitter is fucking crazy man I wish I knew Spanish

G2Reven: me voy a comer un yogur (Translates to I'm going to eat a yoghurt)

by poopyeater43_real July 17, 2022

The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.

by Bradyballs January 27, 2018

Spanish Tanner

When you bust a nut

“Yeah he was just sitting there and pulled a Spanish Tanner”

by anonymous September 10, 2020

bedroom spanish

Spanish used during oral sex

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.

by MightyFfej August 13, 2017

spanish tears

Spanish tears are drops of cum dripping down the thighs after a creampie.

Ugh get me a tissue ive got Spanish tears.

by Gobjob December 28, 2018

Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021