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Spam Blocker

Spam Blocker - The name given to any small rodent used in the art of bum love
"I can't seem to shake my Spam Blocker out"

"I completely forgot to remove my Spam Blocker and it just fell out in the toilet"

"I think i'm going to need a bigger tube for my Spam Blocker"

“My boyfriend borrowed my Spam Blocker last night and nearly suffocated the poor thing”
by Curtis aka The Prodigal Son February 9, 2010
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spam fucked

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.
I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.
by Flaming0 April 8, 2010
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c-spamming

\ sē,'spam-miŋ \ v. the practice used by advocacy organizations in which they ask their membership to email members of Congress or state legislators in an attempt to influence legislation and policy votes. Largely used by political organizations such as MoveOn and the National Rifle Association (NRA).

This action is mostly useless, as legislators are principally concerned with re-election and therefore only care about their own constituents' opinions, and as the emails are usually canned forms generated through websites and petition forms, it's difficult or impossible to determine which of the thousands or tens of or hundreds of thousands of received emails are actually from their own constituents.

Call or mail an old-fashioned snail mail letter if you want an opinion counted.

Legislators, on the other hand, love the opportunity to harvest the email addresses so that they may later spam the senders with with their own propaganda in a practice known as "constituent communication," which is better known as conning. The material sent is known as canned spam.
NRA Reichsmarschall Wayne LaPierre told his aids to mobilize his sheep in a c-spamming campaign, asking his mindless followers to email all members of Congress to defeat the gun safety legislation targeted at protecting elementary school children from massacre by assault rifles.
by Wonksemiologist October 12, 2013
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Bow Spamming

When a Minecraft player shoots their bow and arrow quickly in succession in order to drain another player's health and confidence.
I like bow spamming because it feels good on the ass.
by Sarwoh May 27, 2020
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spam vision

A state of hypnotic subconsciousness that your mind enters when you open your Junk E-mail folder to delete accumulated spam and junk e-mails and you don’t take the time to ensure all e-mails are indeed spam and/or junk. This condition can produce severe and tragic consequences.
Last week at work, Mary’s spam vision caused her to delete an e-mail in her junk e-mail folder that requested immediate confirmation of her company’s interest in bidding on a large government contract.
by DanSir51 March 13, 2009
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scam spam

Unsolicited spam email that asks for personal information such as social security number, credit card numbers, account passwords, and the like in order to scam the recipient.
(See also spam scam.)
A HotMail account is just a magnet for all kinds of scam spam.
by Loadmaster May 2, 2005
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