Spacktoid

A human being who is lacking in certain social qualities due to excessive time spent inside playing, amongst other computer games, world of Warcraft.

SMG: Look at those employees at the new Domino's.
SPH: Yep they're Spacktoids alright.

by Stu_G March 29, 2010

spackin

stompin in a euphoric frenzy to hard dance music

she was spackin about all over the place to that hardstyle tuneage

by MinkeeDJ September 23, 2010

Spacktop

A laptop given to people who can't write properly in schools so the teachers can understand what they write. It is handed out in schools to special needs kids and it annoys everyone becuase of the annoying tapping sound during exams.

Why have you downloaded so much porn on to your spacktop?

by Ich bin ein Berliner October 16, 2011

spacki

A person looking like the cutest hamster in the World

He is so spacki

by Luna7512 January 2, 2017

spackaging

Packaging that is unnecessary, ridiculous or useless. Such as the film lid on a microwave dinner that does not tear off. Amazon parcel containing a paperclip, but the outer box is the size of a grand piano. Kids toys that require a screwdriver to remove the toy.

Baz, I can't get my bhaji's out of this tub as the lid wont peel off, this spackaging is utter shit
Mummy, I love my new Elsa dolly but this spackaging is stopping me from enjoying her delightful beauty and beguiling song.
Dave, call me an ambulance, I've just slit my wrists trying to get this knife out of this spackaging
June, I can't get this effing cucumber free from this plastic spackaging, all I want is a length of plastic free cucumber

by BikerKim January 3, 2017

Spacklevacuum

(noun, verb): Referring to a party who places their lips on the rectum of a second party and inhales the sediment expounded from the anus as a fart is released.

I've met some damn fine spacklevacuum's, but that Raul can really peel the paint off my anus.

by crooked_sartre June 4, 2017

Spackie Trackie

Someone who wears a Addidas tracksuit with stripes also known as the full stripe. The spackie trackie is a sign of being a chav or being mentally disabled.

"Hey look at that retard wearing those spackie trackies"

by NemTwohands July 11, 2017