purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

by x January 22, 2003

snanger

What you call the pairing Snape/Hermione. Common with fanfiction writers. The slicing of Snape and Granger.

She wrote a story about Hermione seducing Snape. It was one of the best Snanger stories I've ever read.

by SnangerShipper May 14, 2007

world's worst singers list

3)My dad
2)My dad (when drunk)
1) you

Don't I rule? :)

by Gumba Gumba April 9, 2004

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Singer

A stud with perfect intercourse technique. Named after the Singer brand of sewing machine, this 'sowing machine' has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.

Babe: Wow, that Horny dude can satisfy me every time. He is a real Singer.
Stud: Yup, like a well-oiled machine. Some credit goes to the Babe for having the perfect lubrication.

by pornhorny February 7, 2010

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

by Shithead June 18, 2006

milky swingers

see tits

she flopper out her lovely milky swingers in my face and I almost passed out.

by M May 16, 2003