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dick-snatch

1. to prevent a male from "hooking up" with a lady
2. synonymous with cock-block
I was just about to score with Jessica, then that dick-snatcher Andrew walked in.

What the hell, you just totally dick-snatched me.

Wow Tim, what a dick-snatch.
by Joe The Wolfpack May 12, 2010
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snatch rash

Any change of the skin on or around the vagina which affects its color, appearance, or texture.
Your mom had some serious snatch rash last night
by termiteboy December 6, 2014
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hobo snatch

verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of snatching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo snatching something of yours and claiming it as their own.
1)
person a: hahah look it's a hobo!!
person b: let's hobo snatch his blanket...
person a: okay!
*person steals hobo's blanket*
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
*person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo*
*hobo steals the can of soup*
person: hey!! dude, that's mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is MINE!!!
person: you can't just hobo snatch me, jerk!!
by alliecat:) February 23, 2011
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snootie snatch

The act of getting touched in sexual ways
Getting sexed up to the point that you want to pass out and you are now that person's sexual victim
Pussy or Dick Whipped

-Dreamy San
John : Yo u trynna get your snootie snatched?
Jane : I don't know, I like my mental

Man sees fine ass female
Mikey : Im trynna hit that
Joey : Nigga She gone snootie snatch u
Mikey : I wish a bitch would

Random Thot : I got my snootie snatched last night thinking he was a munch and now Im snootie snatched
Another Random Thot: Biiiitttcch, when u goin back ?
Random Thot : In about an hour
Other Random Thot: U callin ?
Random Thot: Hell nahh girl, Im snootie snatched
by Dreamy San November 22, 2022
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Snatch Kraken

When a woman's snatch (female genitalia) releases the Kraken out of it, usually during sexual relations such as intercourse.
"Hey Wesley, did you make her release the snatch kraken last night?"
by micloven01 December 25, 2013
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Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.
Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.
by Udps October 8, 2019
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Small Snatch

A small, tight pussy. The perfect vagina. Considered the gold star of all snatches. When you hook up and find a small snatch with a random, it’s nirvana.
Rachel has the perfect small snatch.

I hooked up with two girls last night at the party. One had beef curtains was was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But the other one braaaaaahhhh had a small snatch. It was a tight entry but after that it was like a glove.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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