Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.

Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.

by Udps October 8, 2019

Snatch spider

Another term for a dirty female with crabs/pubic lice.

I went to go down on this girl I just met until I realized she had a nasty case of snatch spiders.

by Bluewrx June 7, 2016

hobo snatch

verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of snatching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo snatching something of yours and claiming it as their own.

1)
person a: hahah look it's a hobo!!
person b: let's hobo snatch his blanket...
person a: okay!
*person steals hobo's blanket*
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
*person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo*
*hobo steals the can of soup*
person: hey!! dude, that's mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is MINE!!!
person: you can't just hobo snatch me, jerk!!

by alliecat:) February 23, 2011

Snatch-mitted

Using one's snatch to catch a hard hit ball with little to no regard to self preservation.

Lesley had the play of the game when she snatch-mitted a line drive down the 3rd base line with little regard for the seam outlined bruising that was sure to follow.

by MoeBigsly August 30, 2013

snootie snatch

The act of getting touched in sexual ways
Getting sexed up to the point that you want to pass out and you are now that person's sexual victim
Pussy or Dick Whipped

-Dreamy San

John : Yo u trynna get your snootie snatched?
Jane : I don't know, I like my mental

Man sees fine ass female
Mikey : Im trynna hit that
Joey : Nigga She gone snootie snatch u
Mikey : I wish a bitch would

Random Thot : I got my snootie snatched last night thinking he was a munch and now Im snootie snatched
Another Random Thot: Biiiitttcch, when u goin back ?
Random Thot : In about an hour
Other Random Thot: U callin ?
Random Thot: Hell nahh girl, Im snootie snatched

by Dreamy San November 22, 2022

Snatch Casket

A desireable vehicle. So desirable infact that It allows its driver to have sexual relations with only the finest women.

Man, Dirty must be murderin' the pussy rollin' in that snatch casket.

by PlanBiaBia May 9, 2016

Snatch Wagon

Something as disgusting as a wagon full of rotting snatches. The most vile disgusting snatch to ever cross your path

She's a snatch wagon

by EEM78 May 10, 2019