slapperdoodle

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

by drbone August 29, 2013

snipper riffle

A long distance precision weapon used by snippers to assassinate enemies. Not to be confused with a sniper rifle

"Oh my god, somebody shot Steve with a snipper riffle!"

by The Diet Coke of Evil April 8, 2010

Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Sapper Daddy

A deity to which combat engineers and saboteurs pay tribute. Sapper daddy gives the blessing of wreaking havoc to those who offer him well placed explosives

"How did your mission go?"
"Nicely. Sapper Daddy was pleased with our offering"

by Tankhardt March 17, 2017

Slapper Fockers

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

He snapped

Doing a great job, going above and beyond, doing more than expected, surpassing expectations, doing the impossible.

Girl my male friend did my hair this morning what you thin?
Girl he snapped!

My man snapped for Valentine's Day he had rose petals on the floor rose petals on the bed and dinner made

Damn bro he snapped he just hit you with a 21-0.

by ThoughtsForSroners March 28, 2017

Mirror slapper

A pimple so big that when you pop it, it spews out onto the mirror.

That giant pimple is gonna be a mirror slapper for sure.

by PESHI August 30, 2022