Shoulder whore

A shoulder whore is someone who, when compared to like every other high school girl, dresses modestly, but has uncovered shoulders. In spite of this, this girl is considered a whore (or shoulder-whore), while girls in belly shirts are considered moral members of society.

The teacher told the shoulder whore she was in violation of the dress code, even though Tartsie's entire belly was visible.

by Trenchleaper October 24, 2012

shoulder-dicking

The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.

Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.

by randominternethandle November 9, 2017

wet shoulders

slang term meaning to be intoxicated or doing drugs

"dude, look at james, he has wet shoulders, he must be on pot

by HUMANmachine1957 August 30, 2006

Broad shoulders

Bitches named Bella

Max: Wow! Bella has really broad shoulders!

by hamiltonsoundtracklover June 21, 2019

rookie shoulders

The shoulders of a newborn baby that hasn't seen any action yet.

I saw this baby, he had rookie shoulders.

by superpolice049 April 8, 2021

talkin to his shoulder

When a cop talks into his shoulder radio. Usually to call in a crime.

After blowing through a stop sign going 80.
Dude A: "Shit, was that pig just talkin to his shoulder?"
Dude B: "Yeah. We better clear the fuck out."

by Psychwrite October 17, 2008

Driving On The Shoulder

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.

I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.

by Rando432 September 16, 2010