California Smoothie

A sexual act where the man pisses into the womans mouth, he shakes her boobs, then jizzes in her mouth, shakes again, then she spits it into his mouth, then they exchange the mixture by making out.

Houdini jizz boobs making out Cleaveland Steamer California Smoothie

by Thexactestimate January 5, 2010

Cum smoothie

A cum smoothie

Hey, do you wanna make a cummie? They are cum smoothies.

by 70476328 June 13, 2017

Jew Smoothie

The act of stuffing a annoying Jew that talks to much in a blender in annoyance. Doesnt have to be jewish just have a large nose.

That kid had a huge nose and he talks too much, he better watch out or i might make a Jew Smoothie

by Komunizt June 6, 2011

Smoothied

Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.

Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "

Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."

by Buckifan 33 April 19, 2010

smoothcock

The way young men try to talk-up their penises to others so they don't sound so gross and unappealing

"I want her to suck my smoothcock😏"

by Baewatch2015 November 16, 2015

smoothie bowls

blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness

“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”

by satsaredumb June 23, 2019

Smoothie

Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.

Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?

Sophia: No, what is it?

Moe: It's a smoothie!

by Duck master 67 September 16, 2021