Smoothie Powder

Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.

I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.

by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016

Smoothies

What you call people that are very smooth

“Bro caley and gavin are so smooth”
“You might as well just call them smoothies”

by anamendes July 4, 2018

Smoochiefly

A guy who just... kisses flies

Yo, BRO! STOP BEING A SMOOCHIEFLY!!

by Deejonix November 20, 2020

Smoothie Boob

When you spill a smoothie on your tit. Simple as that.

Janice: Oh, darn it! It seems that I have spilled a green concoction on my big naturals!

Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!

by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021

Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound

that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out

by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.

*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"

by ERAUVirginityclub March 20, 2022