Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

by Sebastian December 6, 2003

ivory smuggler

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs

her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler

by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006

smoggler

One who smoggles. A master of smoking and juggling.

You are a master choad smoggler.

by gwax September 24, 2005

gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

Chubby Smuggler

A woman who hides contraband fat on her social media and dating profiles. This is achieved by using crafty photography.

Hey man that girl you like is a chubby smuggler.

by Robbo1995 December 11, 2017

the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.

Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.

by Mike Carini March 5, 2009

smeggle

One of exceptionally low intelligence; a buffoon.

That man is a smeggle.

by Sir_Pwnalot February 18, 2004