Paradigm Shift

1. A change to anything being described by a person who likes to use buzzwords.

2. Has no real meaning, but people like to pretend it does.

Now that I am the manager, we are going to experience a paradigm shift in the marketing department

In order to become successful, we need to have a paradigm shift in this department.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

C shift

Of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that C-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because A or B shift showed up. They are also ridiculously good looking and have killer mustaches that make all the old lady's wet. DILLY DILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Thank god C-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
"Did you see that guys stache what a C shifter"

by pit of misery November 18, 2017

Vampire Shift

somebody who sleeps with their boss to get the night shifts because they're so drugged out on coke and heroin that the sun hurts their eyes so they can't be out in daylight. It applies to people who are so coked out that they can only be out during the night.

girl: "I hope my boss isn't gay because I need to get a Vampire Shift!"

by VampireShift September 17, 2011

shifty fifty

unmarked police car

shifty = one who is sneaky
fifty = the fucking 5-0

I was doing 70 in a 35 last week, and the shifty fifty got me on radar.

sonuvabitch!!

by Ricky Roma January 2, 2004

Smiffer

One caught in the act of sniffing womans chair or seat.

Hey donovan I caught your dirty uncle smelling girls bicicyle seats at the flea market again today, he is a dirty old smiffer

by IB Dohf December 18, 2008

sifted

really really drunk. Like, so drunk.

Dude, I heard you hooked up with Sophie last night!" "Omg, I was so sifted-i dont remember anything!

by troatking March 1, 2011

day-shifter

A very ugly lady.A term that stems from the Amsterdam red light district .Anyone who has ever browsed the shop windows will notice a marked difference in quality depending on the time of day that the young lady is working .

Was it you I saw leaving the party with that day-shifter?
What is your major malfunction ?

by Bob the Balleen January 17, 2008