Smesh

The act of taking your smegma and mixing it with milk to curdle it. Then take maggot eggs and lace it. After its hardening, put it in a jar and let it ferment for 2-3 months. After the process is over you can eat it

I’m going to make some smesh

by Adam19 March 31, 2025

Smesh

The act of taking your smegma and mixing it with milk to curdle it. Then take maggot eggs and lace it. After its hardening, put it in a jar and let it ferment for 2-3 months. After the process is over, you can eat it

Do You want to make smesh with me?

by Adam19 March 31, 2025

smeckledorfing

the concept of deceiving or scamming one or more people and making them not know until a later time.

aka 99% of free (insert game currency here) ads

Mike: Hey John. Sorry I couldn't hop on the game, I was too busy smeckledorfing some kids.

John: What the fuck Mike.

by ThePissFairy July 11, 2025

Specstoopular

An adjective to describe someone who has stooped to so many lows that they can't stoop any lower; One who is exceptional at disappointing those around them by stooping to new lows.

Person 1:
Holy shit bro, are you actually playing THAT game? You've stooped to new lows.

Person 2:
You say that every time I get a new game! Like how many lows have I stooped to stoop to this low?!?

Person 1:
You've stooped so low that you're specstoopular!

by Exothryll August 16, 2025

Smegsicle

Dick cheese, also known as smegma, in frozen popsicle form. Best enjoyed on a hot summer day when the smeggy is ripe and warm.

I’m going to get one of your smegsicles from the fridge, James. You want one?

by t. minaj September 4, 2025

Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!

by can sir July 30, 2016

shtura smeshka

When someone says something unfunny or irreliavent and you are confused just say "shtura smeshka". He's gonna be confused, in love with you and will give you money , also this is a bulgarian slang

Abe ei bratochka kak e s twoqta okochka
Shtura smeshka

by lmg882 April 26, 2020