train smash

A true catastrophe, an outstandingly tragic event. Often used to tell sb they're exaggerating.

A: Oh I've screwed things up! It's irreversible!
B: Don't fret about it babe, it's no train smash.

A: I say guys, I've been kicked out of college for cheating...
B: Sounds like a real train smash dude!

by fumbu May 7, 2009

apple smashing

The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.

"What a crazy party last night, I saw two guys Apple smashing"

by rlafountain12 November 6, 2015

clam smashing

Clam smashing is 2 lesbians going at it very hard and loud.

Teresa was clam smashing Karrie so loud that I could hear it from 3 rooms down.

by Yy4ne1 November 19, 2013

smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

Smash Pasty

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.

Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

smash a homie

the act of engaging in intercourse with your man's homie

In the reality show, "For the Love of Ray-J", one contestant competing for Ray-J's love, sleeps with one of his homies, hence the phrase smash a homie

by lil smasher March 6, 2010

Gaijin Smash

A technique used by foreigners, or gaijin, in Japan in order to impose their will on the japanese.

"he upgraded himself to a first-class seat by using the Gaijin Smash"

by Hellome January 9, 2006