Speedway Spartan

This is the equivalent to a Walmart Wolverine. The term identifies a person who believes that Michigan State football started in 2010, and has absolutely no connection to Michigan State University, is football program, or any of the success the football team has incurred since 2010. They routinely mock UM fans for not having any connection to UM and buying gear at Wal-Mart but have no connection to MSU and buy their gear at various Speedway service stations. Their lives revolve around football plays named after 1990s children's movies and hashtags revolving around the word, "Spartan," like #SpartanDawgs and #SpartansWill even though, again, they did not attend MSU. They bring attention to UM's "co-championship" in 1997, yet their last national championship, at a school they did not attend, came when Lyndon Johnson was President. They make comments like, "MSU girls are hotter!" with no chance of ever bagging an MSU girl, due to the fact that they have no connection to MSU and struggle to keep their account current at Lansing Community College. They may also have a, "Flint-Stones" tattoo on their arm. They have never been to Flint.

Those Speedway Spartans weren't alive almost two decades ago when Tom Izzo won his National Title.

by Santa's Awful Helper November 3, 2015

Demonic Spartan

A Goatse-loving IRC newb.

OMG I HAD MANSECHZ WITH DEMONIC SPARTAN AND IT WAS GOOD!!1111!!!1!!!1!!eleven

by HunterXI January 17, 2005

Spartan

Any person who will go without a shirt, sometimes at an inappropriate place or time, only doing so to brandish muscles or tattoos in an attempt to garner female attention. Spartans were commonly found at pools, parks or the occasional laundromat, but are now turning up in clubs, raves, and anywhere else a high concentration of women may exist.

James hoped that by going spartan he might be able to score with a girl at the rave that night.

by XombieShovel August 14, 2009

smartass-know-it-all

Bill W.

When Bill W. has something to say, he thinks he's a smartass-know-it-all.

by Shell S. August 12, 2003

smartass

one who is not streetwise.

It is difficult for smartasses to live in this crime-prone area.

by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011

Walmart Spartan

A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following: -$5.00 Michigan State shirt bought at Wal-Mart usually accompanied by: A mullet, NASCAR hat ,Hunting clothes.

Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Spartan

by Spankbankboogy October 15, 2010

smarting

calling one's own smart phone to locate it

Wife: Did I hear the phone ring?
Husband: Just my cell.
Wife: Who Called? Your girlfriend from Skype?
Husband: No. I was Smarting.

by nurserenee January 17, 2012