slump

what brooke looks like when she's overtired and puts her hair in a bun and wears sweatpants and a hoody. The sight of a slump is usually followed by comments of 'ewww' (which are completely ignorant and utterly misplaced when made towards brookee).

Echo: "eeeeeeeewwwww I look like a slump today!!! my hair's in a bun and i'm wearing a hoody and sweats!"

Fool: "Ewww. look at that slump. she's gross."
SBB: "you're a fool. that is the only original ECHO and your comment was completely misplaced, totally ignorant, and in fact, utterly useless. go look in a mirror and I think you'll be surprised to find that the person wearing that disgusted expression on their face as they stare back at you is actually the very definition of a slump."

by LilBibby2342 December 10, 2008

slump

To murder violently

For that money, I'll slump your aunty - Party Arty "Smack DvD: Party Arty v.s. Murda Mook"

by smack201 May 5, 2009

slumpgod

When someone sleeps the majority of there day. The work “slump god” was created by Triston hofferth in 2016

When your friend invites you over and you get to his house and he is sleeping. That is an example of slumpgod

by Babybambro February 4, 2019

Slumpy

A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.

I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.

by John 999996 October 18, 2008

Slumpy

adjective; To describe an undesirable outcome of an event. Also this word can be substituted for words like shit and slut as a more desirable way to swear in front of family members.

D: How did you go in the Sniffy assignment.

K: Lets put it this way, my performance was slumpy.

by poodlesdoodles January 12, 2007

slumper

a really really really ugly girl that causes ur dick to slump

this is the uglyest slumper i every fucked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

slumpy slut

A girl with bad posture and even worse housekeeping skills, the type of person who won't wash her hair for a week and will jump into bed on the first date even though she hasn't showered for a few days

She walks around all day in pajamas and messy hair like a slumpy slut

by Willyyofro December 9, 2016