Sloop

To take ones hand in a semi-pinch and sweep away.

I just wanted to sloop it up.

by Djspin13 July 15, 2010

sloop

A very sleazy/sloppy person. A dirtbag or a sleaze ball.

Hey Look at that guy sellin drugs to kids! He is a sloop

by applebandit June 11, 2006

sloop

referring to one who sneaks and is constantly lurking

Yo you see dat nigga right dare? Dat nigga's a sloop

by godzzola November 21, 2010

Sloop

Similar to a shart, a sloop is the action of accidentally defecating in your sleep. This generally results in a sticky poo mess in the morning.

Remember that time slanty-eyed Paul slooped? He woke up in the middle of the night covered in his own excrement. Good times.

by JRitz January 28, 2009

happy stool

A turd in the shape of a smiley face sitting in the bottom of the toilet bowl

"Honey, you gotta come and see my happy stool!"

by *xJennx* April 10, 2003

sloop fanboy

a person who collects odd memorabilia from eighties scifi and fantasy movies.

a man in his early forties who posts Feudal Japanese renditions of Star Wars characters on his facebook page is a sloop fanboy

by melj7505 January 22, 2011

Stool Cup

An act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human shit to the facial area, either yours or someone else's in a single, repetitive motion. Virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.

'Stool Cup' ex - Tragedy today as Gerald Ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion...in a convenience store. He was delicious.

by Ihayt2laf4u June 10, 2013