Red Slobster

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.

Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.

by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009

slobberknocker

In football, a good hard hit where you can see spit fly from the helmet.

Now THAT was a good slobberknocker!

by Suzzie September 27, 2003

slobber

To drool saliva.

Don't slobber on her shoulder when you dance with her.

by Dan Drzewiecki November 5, 2003

slobzilla

n.

1. a person of sloven nature who is unattractive, lazy, habitually negligent in appearance, hygiene, or work in a monstrous manner

2. fat, dramatic mess

Did you see Becky shotgun the beer? What a slobzilla.

by slovenactually March 10, 2011

sloboz

Sperm in it's splendourus state coming from both teluric and astral testicle! We say teluric to the lower testicle and astral to the higher testicle.

Si-a dat bikini jos, era plina de sloboz (Fantastik)

Muie, muie, muie, sloboz (Parazitii)

Slobozia (city in Romania)

by anonimu December 2, 2004

Slobovia

A pig pen or dump in which said slob is reigning queen/king.

My room is so disgusting, I feel like the upper Slobovian princess.

by Karolyn May 2, 2005

slobberknockered

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.

1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.

by Abner July 3, 2006